Showing posts with label college. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college. Show all posts

12 September 2015

Am I Standard or Am I Differentiated?

     As I was in the shower this evening, I was contemplating my upcoming PRAXIS test and I began thinking about standardized tests. Now, I realize the usefulness of knowing where I stand in comparison to other teacher candidates in Louisiana and elsewhere, but it is ridiculous to expect that I know all the things supposedly on this test.

     For me to be able to get an "A+ 100" on this test I need to have amazing test taking skills (I do not), and I also have to have had the same standard education as thousands of other people taking this test. Except I didn't have the same education as everyone else. 
  • I've never read Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, or The Scarlet Letter, but I have read “The Yellow Wallpaper” and Madame Bovary twice along with some very interesting stories about women in third-world countries. 
  • Twice professors have told me that we're going to read different stories than Beowulf because they hate it so I've never read that, but I’ve read Grendel (does that count?).
  • My knowledge of Shakespeare includes some tragedies and some histories and about two to twenty sonnets but nothing else.
  • My grammar class was basically useless, and I passed linguistics by the skin of my teeth, so I feel like I missed the middle step where I understood language and usage as a thing.
  • I took history, health and sociology for electives. 
  • I've taken sequential courses out of order,
  • I had teachers whose idea of a curriculum was grading students based on participation and surprise readings assigned by email two days before the discussion
  • I took two different courses twice and could have counted them as four separate courses because the content was so different.


     Because of this, I am beginning to understand the goal of common core, but I am also beginning to understand how impossible it is. How am I supposed to take a standardized test about standard content when my education has been anything but standard? Am I a bad student because I had no interest in reading the novels I supposedly missed out on?

     This has me wondering how much weight these scores should actually have on my quality as a student, teacher, and English buff. How can students who are cut from completely different cloths as their peers be graded on a scale that is uniform? What right do the makers of this test have to say that if I fail, I don’t know as much as the student who took Native American Lit instead of African American like me? How am I somehow a worse teacher than the person across the room who might be better at taking tests than me? Why is this the only way to be a certified, bonafide instructor of smaller humans? In the education department, they tell us all the time to differentiate based on learning style, type of intelligence and so on so that each student has the opportunity to succeed. Why are we not given the same courtesy?


29 April 2015

CW Poetry Class: Tabloid Poem

This poem was written using a tabloid headline from my teacher and four random words that came along with it.


Woman with Four Legs Opens Dance Studio

Alright ladies and gents! Tap those toes!
I know you only ‘ave ‘alf as much as me, but do try!
Agatha stop moving your shoulder like that!
Its all in the ankles. Don’t give me that withering look
Bart. You still have plenty ‘o forward cramprolls to do
before you feet fall off! Trust me I tried.
That’s it! And 1-and-2-and-3-and-4 . . . !

You know I wasn’t always this talented. Didn’t walk proper
‘til I was four. Imagine that! A three year old girl crawling
‘round like I don’t know ‘ow to be a lady! Well, I’m an ‘ard
worker, I am and I worked ‘arder than a gypsy
fortune teller with ’er last dollar. Boy my mama got misty
eyes when I got it right! Front left and back right then
right front and left back! Gotta do it like that otherwise a leg gives
out. Once I got that rhythm it was a matter of months
‘fore I was at the top o’ my dance class! Now, let me get
back to my students. That poor old two-footed man would

stay off ‘is feet all day if ‘e didn’t have to come to my class.

17 September 2014

Poetry Experimenting

Senioritis Setting In


I feel like I've been doing homework all day.
Close readings, skimming and critical summaries.
Analyzing text and digging for an author's stylistic choices
Finding the figurative language that my teachers want me to.
Spitting back what they've already soaked me in.

How much longer til I get a break?
Just kidding. When I'm not at school, I have to work.
When will I remember I'm twenty-one now?
Breaks are for children
Or maybe adults who have raised theirs already.

14 August 2014

5 Pro-Tips for Your First Year of College


In honor of everyone moving in today, I thought I'd share a bunch of tips I learned in my first year of school.

1. You do NOT need everything you see at the store/ packed for your dorm.
Girls. Seriously... that bag-thing that attaches to your bed will prove useless if your bed is less than five feet off the floor. Just bring your bedding, basic wardrobe, a few dishes, and your basic beauty products. You won't have time to apply both liquid and powder foundation everyday, and you really won't wear that peplum dress OR your stillettos. Ever. Unless your are rushing a sorority or seriously like getting up at 5 a.m. to primp, leave it at home.
And guys, you don't need your five piece stereo set and surround-sound TV. Your roomate and RA (who fields complaints from the people upstairs) will thank you.

2. Yogurt and fiber bars
At least until your stomach adjusts to the cafeteria food, you will need something to regulate your system. I survived on Activia and Fiber One alone for a week my first run-in with the food on campus.

3. Look into the student discounts in your area
Its college. You are on your own for the first time. Be fiscally responsible. My campus hands out coupon books at textbook rental (which you should look into too, btw). Walmart gives a discount to students for everything except groceries (go figure). Apple and Dell do discounts and/or gift cards. A lot of movie theaters (AMC and Regal) give out student discounts. A lot of restaurants give out discounts too!

4. The College Triangle... it is real.
 I'm not even kidding. My best advice is to find the best possible ratio between these three and stick to it. For example, my friends hang out on Thursdays after the school week has mostly ended (because let's face it... Friday morning classes are kind of a joke). During the week, we pretty much only see each other during dinner. Homework is impossible otherwise.

5. Notice the times of day when the campus shuttle is most active...
 ... and avoid it at the most popular times. Most of the people on my campus start their morning classes at 9:30 a.m., so I avoid the bus between 8:45 and 10:00. The bus gets lazy at 2 p.m., so I walk after that time because otherwise it takes 45 minutes to get anywhere. Walking is sometimes faster than being lazy.

Once again, if you are a seasoned veteran of college, or if you find some of your own pro-tips, please comment down below because I'd love to hear from someone! Thanks for reading! Bye!